A ten-thousand-year-old Caveman is brought to Empire City frozen fast inside a small iceberg. The Caveman resembles Berserko, prompting Big Boss to steal him so Berserko can switch places and gain access to the priceless loot inside the Empire City Museum where the Caveman will be exhibited. But when Berserko and Dr. Badvibes thaw the Caveman, he escapes and begins wandering Empire City. The vulnerable Neanderthal is befriended by Longarm's ten-year-old...

The Canadian Government offers to give an Iceberg, which can be turned into drinking water, to Empire City in the wake of a terrible heatwave. The C.O.P.S. are sent to help Yukon, a Canadian Mountie, escort the Iceberg. Big Boss attempts to steal the Iceberg and hold it for ransom. Yukon proves himself to be a valuable ally to C.O.P.S., as he helps defeat the crooks and bring the iceberg to the needy citizens of Empire City.

A con-woman and safe-cracker named Jenny Ringer tricks Berserko into asking her to marry him. Jenny asks the Big Boss to host the wedding in the Bering Arms hotel -- where the Boss keeps a secret safe full of loot. Mirage, Highway. and Barricade find out about the impending marriage while trying to solve a mysterious wave of wedding-related robberies. Mirage infiltrates the wedding disguised as the bride and catches Jenny red-handed as she's emptying...

Experimental, automated, mobile justice terminals are introduced in Empire City. These "Instant Justice Machines" quickly turn the justice system inside out. They release crooks caught as they commit robberies. At the same time, the "bogus" justice machines arrest ordinary citizens for no apparent reason. When the C.O.P.S. are scheduled to be disbanded as a result of the Instant Justice Machines, Bulletproof initiates an investigation. The C.O.P.S....

Dr. Badvibes creates a life-like robot with the ability to change shapes, assume various human guises, and make perfect getaways from bank robberies. After the shape-changing robot passes its first test, Big Boss sends it to steal the printing plates used to make money at Empire City's Mint. The C.O.P.S. arrive during the robbery and chase the robot to the Empire City Zoo where they cleverly make it change shape into all the animals at such high...

Big Boss's crooks capture "Outback Bruce", the kangaroo star of Australian television, and hold him for ransom. C.O.P.S. Officer Sundown traces the kidnappers to their hideout in Empire City Park where TV reporter Whitney Morgan has also been captured. Bruce turns out to be a she-kangaroo with a baby in her pouch and Sundown has to rescue mother, baby, and the captured newswoman from the crooks.

Big Boss gains possession of "The Midas Glove", a relic supposedly able to turn objects into gold. A series of comic mishaps ensue when Squeaky Kleen turns Big Boss and Dr. Badvibes into golden statues. The C.O.P.S. respond and chase Squeaky into the underbelly of Empire City. It is up to the C.O.P.S. bomb squad specialist to turn the tables on the fabled Midas Glove.

The Big Boss's gang becomes uncatchable when Dr. Badvibes outfits them in mechanical speedsuits that allow them to run at eye-blurring speeds and perform five second bank jobs. When C.O.P.S. Officer Highway crashes his turbo-cycle in pursuit of the blur bandits, he resigns from the team, and is taken captive by the crooks. But Highway escapes with one of the crooks' speedsuits, which he uses for the final chase and capture. Highway happily rejoins...

Nightshade is stealing luxury cars for the Big Boss's private collection -- including the Mayor's own limousine. Officer Highway is assigned to the case and when he gets in Nightshade's way, she steals his C.O.P.S. turbocycle and leaves him trapped at the automobile junkyard. But Highway is rescued by his fellow C.O.P.S. and then prevents Nightshade from pulling off her ultimate caper -- theft of a priceless prototype supercar -- after a dramatic...

Small Guy and his gang, "the world's shortest gangsters", escape from the Empire City Penitentiary and are hired by Big Boss to steal the fabulous jewelry of the wealthy dowager, Mrs. Pinchadime. They gain entrance to the old woman's mansion disguised as her adolescent grandchildren. The old tightwad turns out to be more than a match for the mini-mobsters and in the end, the C.O.P.S. arrive to arrest the tiny terrors and return them to prison.